Tanya, with romance novel in hand, is on a mission to relax at her apartment swimming pool. However, a group of rowdy young men have taken over her usually peaceful territory. Tanya's poor self-esteem prevents her from enjoying herself, as she imagines what the guys must be thinking about her body. She makes sure to judge them equally as harshly. When a father with his toddlers shows up, Tanya momentarily feels more confident, until a hot young mom in a bikini joins them. Double standards abound in this comedic female monologue.